The average resident owes over one hundred thousand dollars in med school loans, and makes about as much as a waiter.

  1. Simon: Hey, good news!!
  2. Undead prophet: What is it, my son?
  3. Simon: I found the first risen
  4. Simon: And like, he's sooo hot
  5. Undead prophet: ...

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nugqets:

girl look how orange you fucking look girl

nugqets:

girl look how orange you fucking look girl

God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes, for when they shall arise from the dead they are as angels which are in Heaven.”
  1. Simon: Hey, good news!!
  2. Undead prophet: What is it, my son?
  3. Simon: I found the first risen
  4. Simon: And like, he's sooo hot
  5. Undead prophet: ...
  1. Simon: Hey, good news!!
  2. Undead prophet: What is it, my son?
  3. Simon: I found the first risen
  4. Simon: And like, he's sooo hot
  5. Undead prophet: ...

lokispants:

Kieren is having none of your shit today, Gary

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

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